My Facebook.

What I see when I look at my Facebook news feed most of the time (just the statuses):

I'm a whiny bitch.

I'm a whiny bitch.

I'm a whiny bitch.

This status doesn't make sense!

I'm a whiny bitch.

Some song lyrics!

Genuinely amusing.

I'm a whiny bitch.

Some song lyrics!

This status doesn't make sense!

Some song lyrics!

I'm a whiny bitch.

Topical discussion on something I may care for.

I'm a whiny bitch.

I'm a whiny bitch.

A close friend saying something I care about.

I'm a whiny bitch.

This status makes no sense!

Some song lyrics!

I'm a whiny, whiny, bitchy bitch. Love me or I'll cut myself.