Apologies:

Sometimes the gaps between my posts on here are greater than others.

I'm not going to say sorry for that. Many folk do. This is MY damn blog. I'm not being paid to write on it. I try to make it entertaining if I can. If you don't like my late night ramblings, then go elsewhere.

Oh no, I didn't mean it. Please stay.

Look, if you're a reader who is annoyed by the infrequent nature of my posts, I'm sorry. I like you. You're sweet for reading. And if you genuinely enjoy the content, then thankyou even more. But I'm not apologising to myself for not writing. I only write when I get the jigglies for it. And that is more than enough.

Love and Kisses, Zaphod.