Mouth Ulcers, I despise you.

Mouth ulcers make me irritable and sad. They make me irritable because of the pain, but they make me sad because they disrupt my usually fine and clear diction and ruin the sensation of eating tasty things.

THEY ARE SO ANNOYING.

I would have them on any other part of my body! anywhere! JUST GET THESE ANNOYING THINGS AWAY!

GRAGGH!

*Sigh* Never-mind. They'll be gone in a few days.