The Flying Ship

The Flying Ship

Sunday, March 27, 2011

How To: Trip Out Like A Joel.


Things you will need:

A computer with internet access, and a dark room to put it in.

Sound blocking earphones. (Not totally necessary)


Steps:

1) Find a very auto-tuned annoying pop song, and search its name, plus "800% slower" into youtube. Here's one I've prepared for you.

Ke$ha - TiK ToK (800% slower)



2) Next, find a video of humpback whales singing on youtube. One just like this.


Humpback Whale Singing



3) plug in your earphones if you have them, if not, then it doesn't really matter. Some people prefer loud speakers anyway.

4) Next search for "optical illusion" into google images. Here's one I found for you.


5) Turn off all the lights, play both of the videos at the same time, stare at the weird spinny green thing, and feel you brain melt.

CAUTION: If At any time you feel headachy or sick, stop. Also, if you have epilepsy or have epileptic fits, you really should know better you silly bugger.


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