The Flying Ship

The Flying Ship

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Men of Steel, Dark Knights.

Superman:
Is superhumanly intelligent (has an edict memory, can learn any language in moments, and has a flawless skill in any aspect of learning)
Shoots lasers/heat rays from his eyes.
Can freeze/supercool things by breathing on them.
Can fly, without any visible aid, at light speed, has superhuman reflexes and thought processing speeds.
Can see through solid objects (bar lead), has other vison related abilities.
Can hear anything that happens on earth if within its atmosphere, can hear if humans are lying through increased heart rate.
Can detect poisons and other potentially harmful chemicals by smell.
Is totally invulnerable to any conventional weaponry.
Superhumanly strong to an unprecedented extent.
Does not need to eat, sleep or breath and has unlimited stamina, provided he is exposed to our sun's light/radiation.
Is immortal, resistant to disease, eternally youthful, provided he is exposed to our sun's light/radiation.
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Has an indomitable willpower.
Has access to highly advanced alien technology, passed down from his deceased father, greater than any human technology.
Is completely sane and well balanced, saves lives because he can.
Has a loving wife, and a dutiful son (sometimes :P).
Does not wear a mask.

Is harmed by:
The rare mineral Kryptonite.
Some types of supernatural power.
Weapons that have at least a greater power than an atomic bomb.
Is weakened by his emotional defects.

Is bound by his ethics never to kill anyone.

Batman:
Is extraordinarily clever (Genius human intellect, master of disguise, world's greatest detective).
Has an indomitable willpower.
Spent his whole life learning how to fight.
Has lots of money to spend on making humanly limited inventions to help him in his battle against crime,.
Is totally crazy, only fights bad guys because he was scarred as a child by his parents death at the hands of a mugger, protects innocent lives when he isn't sleeping.
Is single, has on-off relationships with few women (Cat-woman, Talia-Al-Ghul, others)
Has a crazy ex-girlfriend (daughter of one of his enemies) who mothered his even crazier son.
Is strengthened by his emotional defects.

Is harmed by:
Bullets, knives, punches, explosions, falling, radiation, diseases, cancer, ageing, stubbed toes, anything that you are.
Protects his identity with a mask.

Is bound by his ethics never to kill anyone.


Superman Vs Batman = Batman wins.

I know who is more awesome. Do you?

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