Things.

Currently, I have the following things in my pockets, or on my person, not including the things in my bag:

Smartphone
Wallet case for smartphone containing various cards of proof, currency or entitlement, some cash and receipt for girlfriend's ring.
Swiss army knife, connected to small key ring with two keys.
Greek worry beads.
Sliver snuff box containing ten hair ties and a thirty two gigabyte USB thumb drive.
Brass spyglass.
Small jar of White Siang pure balm.
Portable gaming console.
In-earphones with remote and microphone.
One handkerchief.
Packet of extra chewing gum.
One steel band watch.
One ring.
One pair of dark sunglasses.