The Flying Ship

The Flying Ship

Monday, June 28, 2010

Act One: Where We Meet The Freshie And His Prey.

Noble Joel and his friend Kind Josh enter, to discover a Freshie already there.

Freshie: Oi, gay faggot.

Kind Josh: (mock surprise) Who, Me?

Freshie: Why you got red pants? you gay C**t?

Kind Josh: Oh, is it gay when you wear red pants? I thought it was gay when you had your d**k in another man's arse. But that might just be me.

Freshie: (Now concentrating on Noble Joel) Oi Joel, suck ma d**k.

Noble Joel: Not right now, Buy me a drink first.

Freshie: Nah, suck ma d**k. (Laughs stupidly)

Noble Joel and Kind Josh leave the human cockroach to discuss his heroin and child pornography with his equally stupid friends as they exit.

Scene Fin.


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