Its Fun To Play With Knives

No, gentle readers, I'm not an emo. But knives are cool. Specifically my knife. It is a Brown Oak handled bowie knife with a brass base. The blade is 9 inches, made of Spanish stainless steel and has a clip point characteristic of the bowie knife.

Why am I telling you all this? I don't really know. But its a hell of a lot more fun than writing this essay that I should be doing. I don't stab people with my knife. The most I do with it is a bit of carving, or cutting string if I've lost my scissors. But it is fun to play with when you should be working. I've killed so many imaginary zombies with it.

And for the last time, I am not a sociopath!