Joel's Haikus

Haikus can be fun

But also damn annoying

Mine are cool, screw you

Zooben is a word

Get used to the way I make

Up words that sound cool.

"You're a gay faggot!"

F*** you freshie, I hate you

I hope you die badly

My wallet has money

Yours does not, you are very poor

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Five syllables then

Seven syllables next and

Then five again, End.

God loves me, sinner.

He loves you too you moron,

You need Jesus, duh!

Some hiakus = no sense,

Like this one here, it is odd,

Gibberish nonsense.

I hate you, yes you,

You are a serious d**k

So much hate of you.

I'm a bad person

But don't tell anyone, shh.

They don't know that, lol