The Flying Ship

The Flying Ship

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Things People Have Said To Me Recently

"Wow, you're a smart cunt aren't you?"

"You make me feel stupid"

"Stop doing clever things"

"Oh my God, you are so smart"

"That was amazing! How did you even get that?"

"You are a fountain of practical intelligence"

"Do that again! That was clever!"

I not really that smart people. I just use big words and frown meaningfully.

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